When it comes to superheroes, I’m less “who would win in a fight” and more “who would sing what on karoke night?”

Less “could x beat up y” and more “what would x cook if s/he knew y was coming over for dinner?”

In which Anole is the opposite of a wingman. I’m pretty sure Santo is over 18, but really who knows how old any of the X-Kids are anymore.

I warned you this was going to be a weird week.

Heels are not a practical superhero accessory, but I guess when you’re magical, you can be as impractical as you want.

Why does technology always have to go full on evil? There is a middle ground.

This has been kind of a weird week, comic-wise, and I’m not sure that that’s going to stop.

Hank has his own way of doing things.

This is one of those comics that started out weird and then just got weirder.

Coincidence or sinister conspiracy involving actors and studios conspiring to encourage more Spider-Man/Human Torch? Probably coincidence.

I’d imagine Johnny is the sort of person who stays up late reading fan fic about himself.

Poor Luke.Guess your kids don’t always share your interests.  Looks like he’s got a box full of tiaras that are just going to go to waste.

More Grandpa Magneto. I wouldn’t swear to it, but I’m pretty sure that Pietro and Wanda have no formal education.

Why is Magneto so insistent on Billy going to med school? Probably so at least one person in the family will know how to bandage a wound.

Domestic Avengers should be a thing.

(The ants spell: “stop leaving food out,” if that’s hard to read.)